because, really, everything is okay when you think about it for a minute

i decided since i like making lists so much that i am going to re-name every town/city in this entire state. it's hard to find an accurate list, but i think it is somewhere between eight and nine hundred. it should eat up an hour or two of my sad weekends. okay, i'm sort of kidding. i also like to brainstorm items i might like to purchase, ala marge simpson.