hose showed me her new blog today, and it made me feel like posting something on here so that people can make fun of me later. i am a gem. i used to write so much but i am mainly spreading my energetic internet terrorism on the faceblorgs so i guess i'm gonna double it. this is not an energetic post.

i want to establish a winter reading list. i haven't painted anything in at least three years and haven't played any music recently, either. i wonder how truly beneficial it is for me to really try being creative again. i have been more than happy staying in and squeezing kobi and other fuzzballs and talking to my friends on the internet, not the phone. why phone calls upset me so much, i'll never know.

stupid fucking pick-up lines seem to revolve around me having asperger's or red hair or being "strange" and i feel like beheading the next patient (patient!) at work that asks me out. speaking of such, i no longer work alone, though my new partner in crime is proving to be a hit in my book.

i spent way too much time reading tmz while waiting for my laundry so now i will make chikk'n tortilla pie (what?) while clothes dry. john the culinary genius made some kind of soft boiled egg with ham and cheese the other night (john makes the best squash i have ever had-how is this possible?) and at that moment i swore i would learn to make more things than spaghetti and kung pao chkk'n. all my friends build great food. i just eat it.

let's end on this note: drunk florida man tries to use taco as ID