Nothing here this summer (previous prank project relocated), but feel free to follow me on my current public writing project for fall of 2010, 30 Days of Haus Arrest, where I document my house arrest served in my hometown in the most Lohanesque way possible.

More projects coming soon or when properly stimulated, including new music, new "I'll fucking do that" challenges and other brain leakings.

I'm really not busy.